Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 03, 2010

Why I think nature provided you with delicious wings dude.

as God is my witness…

yes, i know it isn’t a turkey. but it seemed somehow appropriate to me.

Must have bought the gun from Acme.

How Colonel Saunders died

Bird shot?

So that’s who ya gotta kill to get out of this chicken outfit.

don’t worry, it’s just a pullet gun…

A horrible eggshibition of unfortunate violence.

a round of ova tion, fredbuhl

seems SOMEONE was pretty generous in the firearms department…

Lewreader: considering how much success Wyle E. Coyote had with their products, i doubt it… :)

Second amendment is for the birds! (Too.)

I heard on the news last night there is a shortage of chicken wings, due to the popularity of those buffalo wings. Restaurants now use “boneless” wings which are really breast meat. So, those wings are GOLD!

That’s what you get for bringing an axe to a gunfight.

Humanity has been generous with him in the firearms department.

I don’t believe in allowing chickens to have guns, and this tragedy illustrates my position perfectly. (I read on the internet that it’s vegans who are gunrunning for these foul fowl, so it must be true.)

Birds with guns…what’s this world coming to??

yyyguy, I love WKRP! I recently watched all the episodes on hulu, what a treat