Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for August 05, 2014

First, the Roller Coaster, then the food.

I’ve never heard of a state fair having a roller coaster worth riding, for an adult. I mean, they have kiddie coasters that you ride with your seven-year-old, that go twelve miles an hour and have twenty-foot-tall, thirty-degree hills…

I see.

I’ll stick with the good old fashioned wooden coasters, thank you!