Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for August 22, 2014

Just how is that scale determining height?

It’s one of those talking, height measuring scales. Double EEarS in P2.

I see Lobster Boy is going out for football this year. (P2, far right)

To clue you in: The old story of “The Tortoise and the Hare”… The fast start QB and the slow start QB… And he’s got 2 seasons to catch up to the “Hare”!

Getting close now. Can’t wait ’til the hitting starts!

I’m still getting mixed up by these P2 optical illusion panels. Now I’m not sure if I’m seeing a rabbit or a duck when I look at that second panel.

“Large and in charge”? But there not even at The Old Bit Diner.

In all reality , the computer geek in P 1 will play a major role this season and is that a bullet hole in the bald guys forehhead ?

THAT bald guy you Thorpmeisters is none other than legendary MHS trainer Rick Scott.

Milford flashback 20 years with the scale. We’ve had a digital scale for about that long. Still stuck in past, Gil is running the T formation. Might try to pull a guard this year. Dive 25, here we go. Meanwhile how’s the ladies’ soccer team doing?

…I thought Gil “modernized” from the “T” formation to the veer offense of the 1970’s?

I can see right now that this J-Rod Hale is going to be a colossal pain in the ass

P2- obviously, flea markets are huge in Milford, everyone is wearing tube socks bought at $3 for a bundle of 20

And Knox Foley is still a jag, apparently.

How can Jarrod Hale be a team leader when he’s completely out of sync on their “YMCA” flash mob routine?

In all reeality, Milford players wearing mittens are breaking them in for the cold weatther and snow they will encounter if they make the playdowns .

Hmm… not sure about the Milford world but around here a kid like Jarrod would have the $&*% knocked out him before workouts even started.

J-Rod might have a little Sonny Sixkiller in him, looks about the right size…

And my prediction of True never playing for Milford came true! He isn’t playing for MUT’s Milford either.

Lobster Boy will become True Blood’s favorite receiver once he defies Dad and comes to Milford. Passes won’t slip through his fingers!