Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2014

That guy came prepared- He was ready in case of a skirmish with her father. -But, all is fair in love and war!

Bing: “Tanks for the memories…”……Bob: “Thanks for the Mamaries..”

Thanks, for the mammaries..On women short or tall,The big ones and the small,The ones that bounce,The ones that sway.The kind that will come out to play…Oh, thank you, so much…

Wrote that my own self….Thank you…I’ll be here all week…

And you permitted this? How…itzer first date!

Are you putin me on?

Well, Mom, it won’t be too difficult to track ’em.

Mom’s jealous. Dad doesn’t have anything like that howitzer.

Benny Hill song:“Into that fateful wedding by my father you were goaded”“That marriage wasn’t legal, the shotgun wasn’t loaded!”