Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 27, 2014
June 26, 2014
July 03, 2014
Transcript:
the top secret files of dick cheney oop: prince cheney! iraq has erupted into civil war! ah, the time has come. two miles below the surface of the arctic ocean... cheney: prepare the biogarment. i shall soon have to appear before humans. minion: yes, master! which heart will you be using? cheney: hmm... the 13-year-old boy's. i'll be needing a chipper demeanor. minion: all is in readiness. cheney: commence humimicry. minion 2: your excellency, how will you respond to the charge that when you started the iraq war, you lied about or were wrong about every aspect of it? cheney: urk. put the goat herder back in his cell. i'll be using the life force of this impudent mongrel. minion 2: yiiiiii cheney: do i look human-like? minion 3: enough for an appearance on fox news. cheney: very well. i will now dictate the op-ed piece blaming obama! "rarely has a u.s. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many." minion 4: ah, the audacity! the sheer evil! brilliant! cheney: why fraudulently start a war that hobbles my nation and sets the globe on an inexorable path to catastrophe if you can't have some fun with it? next: cheney demands obama be prosecuted for shooting his hunting companion in the face!
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pam Miner almost 10 years ago
Sounds believable to me.
Ottodesu almost 10 years ago
In Australia we are investigating our former Prime Minister for bad policy and management that resulted in the deaths of four people who were installing roof insulation.When is the USA going to formally investigate The Cheney Gang, like any civilised country would?http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/kevin-rudd-turns-up-at-royal-commission-into-batts-program/story-fn59niix-1226917266526?nk=7d9f47247edefeffb27d0abe53bcd830
BiggerJ almost 10 years ago
Thanks, Friend-of-the-Guy-Who-Owns-a-Brain-in-a-Jar, for inspiring this comic.
Kip W almost 10 years ago
Sending some poor schmoes off to venture their lives. Yeah, that’s everybody’s definition of bravery.
kapock almost 10 years ago
I feel bad for the snakes and bugs: unwholesome work environment, boss from hell.
kapock almost 10 years ago
@BiggerJ-
The difference is this brain-in-a-beaker keeps creating the reality the rest of have to live in, rather than vice versa.
pstampfel Premium Member almost 10 years ago
rove and cheney lying in the grass/ polly wolly doodle all the day/ rove pulled bush out of cheney’s ass/ polly wolly doodle all the day.
braindead Premium Member almost 10 years ago
This time, we really will be treated as liberators. For sure.
Six weeks tops, no American casualties, no civilian casualties.
And oil revenues will pay for it all.
Best of all, we’ll find out where they hid the nucular weapons.
dontstarveman almost 10 years ago
Meh
braindead Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yet another Fox “news” viewer providing The Solution for every problem: more hatred of Obama.
ickymungmung almost 10 years ago
Cheney is so funny! He should do stand-up comedy for our troops—he’ll kill ’em, I tell ’ya, just kill ’em!