Janis: Is my lipstick straight?
Arlo: Yes.
Janis: In 25 years, my lipstick has never been crooked!
Janis: You WOULD tell me if it were, wouldn't you?
Arlo: Of course!
Don’t wear lipstick, but if I did and asked, he better tell the truth, same as when I ask about something I am wearing. I have seen the results of husbands not telling wives the truth – women who look ridiculous in what they wear!
GR6 almost 10 years ago
Just as surely as he’d tell her that whatever she was wearing made her butt look big.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
“I shall rush to point out your flaws if you ever develop any.”
George Alexander almost 10 years ago
Plods with ...™ almost 10 years ago
He’s no dummy.
Devils Knight almost 10 years ago
The second question she should have asked is " Do you know what lipstick that is not straight looks like"
elysummers almost 10 years ago
What does that even mean. I’m an ol’ lady and I have no idea what that means.
junieb almost 10 years ago
Your lipstick is straight but your snout is crooked.
ARLOS DAD almost 10 years ago
Yes,….he said with a crooked smile….
T_Lexi almost 10 years ago
; ) You look adorable, darlin’!
alc7 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
It’s Arlo’s job to tell her what she wants to hear, not the truth!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
But I don’t see any color your lips Janis. How can I tell if you just applied it.
bobviously almost 10 years ago
Put it on wrong one day and see if he tells you.
Mark Hanson almost 10 years ago
…In 25 years, you’ve never looked in a mirror?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
Plods. You may.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
Plods. You may.
mafastore almost 10 years ago
Don’t wear lipstick, but if I did and asked, he better tell the truth, same as when I ask about something I am wearing. I have seen the results of husbands not telling wives the truth – women who look ridiculous in what they wear!