Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 18, 2014

Neal’s wife (what’s her name Bev?) isn’t going to be pleased when she sees the dirty ruts in the carpet.

Neal at age 7…

Bev at age 7…

Bev and I at age 16! (Yes it is, really!)

I’m not so sure I really want my snack runs to become any easier.

In fact some might say they could use a few more obstacles.

Than again, we have plenty of snacks at the Tiki with ZERO fat, calories or sugar!

Help yourself!

X.. are you hanging around?

Want to taste test my new hot barbecue yak sandwich?I’m a lightweight when it comes to the fiery stuff… this is too hot for me to try!

Hi Susan. I’ll hop on my scooter and be right over.I’ll have a…

Wow, X …

That scooter is…um…. OK, I’ll say it…cool.

Here you go…. tell me what you think:

If No. 6 stops by maybe he’d like one of these.But then again they probably don’t export the good stuff.

We have quite a few Short’s beers on tap, X…. I’ll have to check for the Yosemite…

That Andy Capp Export just has to be served with these:

I’m feeling a little odd today. I think I’ll have a Strongbow apple cider, a pickled egg, and a small bag of Humpty-Dumpty barbecue chips, please.

@ DogsniffThese?

Hi Doh.

“This should be a total blue snack run”, thinks Neal.

I gots a wheelchair. Get tired of walking or can’t and I can race into kitchen, and can even do wheelies…………

Oh Monkey….. sigh….

Bev… sure.It’s market night tonight.But how about 3:07 tomorrow afternoon?

Or 4:23?

Btw I thought that might remind you about a manicure!LOL

@VeteranYeah, I can just see you now, though the smoke as you “drift” around corners, the MP5 and SPAS12 in the gun rack on the back.

@Happy3 Really? A Vespa? Even with the 105, it’s a VespaNow in Texas…

Also available at XTI Scooter & Earbud Mart.For grocery shopping…Or shopping at the big box store…

Handy for hors d’oeuvres too.

Funny, Bev/Susan – I just DID my fingernails because I hung a new towel bar in the masterbath Monday (a plain one like the existing one for the shower – I’m saving my fancy “bird” ones for the new house, trying to keep things as neutral as possible for sale.

Anyway, doing hardware stuff messed my nails so I redid them but I currently stick with the pale pink polish, “Shell We Dance”.

@ x_tech…it’s cheap… :/

Neal is making a mess of the carpet on his snack run.I like the cooler scooter and the scooter guy with a cane!

Missed BEV by half an hour. Got to get to bed now…..zzzzzzzz

….Good Night Ballard Dears……..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz