The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 13, 2014

She should use a very moisturizing conditioner to keep all that snakeskin well hydrated.

Try putting your unruly snakes up in coilers.

I went there, all the cashiers were stoned.

Hey, didn’t you see the sign, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.

♪♫ I’m gonna wash those snakes right out of my hair…♪♫

You beat me to it, JP! That’s exactly what flashed into my mind.

She will get stoned if she goes to the next row, mirrors there.