Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 13, 2014

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    rubinocreative Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    How much are you worth?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Well…. actually, X…. we’re worth quite a bit more than we were ten years ago, according to a website analysis I saw….

    Mostly cos the price of potassium has risen…. about $80 /lb…. still cheap, but our bodies contain lots of it.$100 worth, or so, out of an estimated total body worth of $160-ish.

    The gold in us is the most valuable element, but even at today’s inflated prices, we only contain a penny’s worth.

    Of course, a lot more can be had by selling off useful parts instead of chemicals…There are millions of dollars worth of bone marrow, heart, stem cells, etc, in each of us…but harvesting and selling them is mostly illegal…. and the timing is very difficult.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Not to mention all the chocolate I probably contain.

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    Dani Rice  almost 10 years ago

    My mom thought I was utterly useless, but hubby thinks I’m worth my weight in gold.

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    jeanie5448  almost 10 years ago

    Why can’t mom give him the money to spend on a Father’s Day gift? I mean for Mothers Day dad gives the kids money and takes them shopping for a gift for mom.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    More than you can possibly imagine.

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    Jkiss  almost 10 years ago

    I’m worth my weight in chocolate……Oh wait, I can eat my weight in chocolate. I guess it’s not the same thing..Apparently I was thinking of chocolate. Mmmmmmm

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    vldazzle  almost 10 years ago

    I’m priceless! Naturally, I’m surprised no one has said that yet.

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    Ratbrat  almost 10 years ago

    What LadyKat said!

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