Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 03, 2010

wrong end

The end is near

so he’s turned down the dinner invitation?

Only Bourdain could turn a pig’s rear into a smokey ‘cue

Bourdain eats things even the pig would skip.

If Bourdain were lying dead in a pig pen, the pigs would eat around him. Nasty b*st*rd.

I’ll give you an apple

Don’t forget the sauce.

Backboneless pork.