Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 23, 2014
May 22, 2014
May 24, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Horse Story is about a girl and her horse. It has a sad ending, but I still liked it a lot. So did my unicorn. My visual aid is a single unicorn tear. Behold it. Teacher: That's just a tissue. Phoebe: It's dry now, but it's still sparkly.
Masterius almost 10 years ago
A single unicorn tear is a priceless treasure indeed.
Simon_Jester almost 10 years ago
I wish she wouldn’t call Marigold HER unicorn; makes it sound like Phoebe owns her.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Will it be sellable on eBay? A tissue used by Dr. Dre was bought from there by an Alfred Yankovic of Lynwood, California.
DanglingModifier almost 10 years ago
I don’t remember ever having to recite book reports, either. They were always three-to-five page essays =p
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Marigold did say that she had a sparkly in her eye.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member almost 10 years ago
That teacher needs to have more imagination. “Just a tissue” indeed.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Good job Phoebe.
gyrhawk almost 10 years ago
Looks like the movie is coming out next year: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3161386/
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 10 years ago
As C. S. Lewis points out, there are a good many steps between “my boots” and “my God”.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
At this point I’m tempted to post an image of Unicorn Poop cookies again.But, I’m sure everyone has seen them.
sjsczurek almost 10 years ago
!!
Makes me think of that scene in “Quo Vadis” when Nero (Peter Ustinov) sheds two (count ’em) tears into a weeping vase to “seal up these fruits of my sorrow.”