Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2014
June 04, 2014
June 06, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: The cat's look cute, but they're all walking microphones. Sent to spy on the town by the evil cat lady! She knows all the dirt in town, and she's black-mailing everyone! We need to put her cats out of commission... Breezy: Can't we just poison their lasagna or make it Monday permanently? Rip Haywire: There are too many of them! Do you have Marmaduke's phone number?
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Yeah, 8675309. No, that’s not right…
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m not sure that Marmaduke would get the better of that deal. Probably destroy the town in the process, too.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Mercy, mercy, darned ole cats are real hard to put out of commission. On our farm we have two cats or should I say that the cats have a farm & two people? It would be best to put the CAT LADY out of commission. ******************************************************************I hate it when the younger one (Jerry Berry) brings birds in through the two cat doors and then upstairs just to have something else to play with while in the house. Often times he kills them and I think that they are disgusting to deal with, but now and then one will get loose while indoors and that’s a hassle too. Our home has high ceilings.
Space_cat almost 10 years ago
attach a laser pointer to a drone and lead them out of town.
mntim almost 10 years ago
You, pretend to ignore them. You, go get a bag of cheezburgers. You, go work on your computer. You, gather every cardboard box you can find.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Marmaduke? This looks more like a job for Clifford.
nerdhoof almost 10 years ago
Call Scooby Doo. He and his pals will find out the Cat Lady is old man McGregor in a mask.
dja1701 almost 10 years ago
Breezy thinks all cats act like Garfield?
lecrenb almost 10 years ago
Could this be a job for PoPoKitty?
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
heck no