And he wonders why he doesn’t get invited to parties that don’t have a “Kill Gary” theme
So, Gary’s awesome vampiric cape brings bad luck to a neighbor. Well, I hope that stake through his heart hasn’t torn the cape beneath his body…. Anyway, it looks better on Gary!
—And now, on with the party!
I said bring the steaks you idiot, not stakes.
Wouldn’t they notice the guy has a reflection in the mirror?
They must think Gary’s fangs are a serious overbite.
Unless you are a Vampire, a cape just makes you a weirdo in a cape.
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October 24, 2014
joegee almost 10 years ago
And he wonders why he doesn’t get invited to parties that don’t have a “Kill Gary” theme
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
So, Gary’s awesome vampiric cape brings bad luck to a neighbor. Well, I hope that stake through his heart hasn’t torn the cape beneath his body…. Anyway, it looks better on Gary!
—And now, on with the party!
J Short almost 10 years ago
I said bring the steaks you idiot, not stakes.
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wouldn’t they notice the guy has a reflection in the mirror?
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 10 years ago
They must think Gary’s fangs are a serious overbite.
Space_cat almost 10 years ago
Unless you are a Vampire, a cape just makes you a weirdo in a cape.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
All characteristics of imaginary, magical creatures are determined by the author