Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2014
May 25, 2014
May 27, 2014
Transcript:
Spur: Rip, you're out as Sheriff, and Rodeo Jones is in. That's all there is to it! Rip Haywire: Why? Spur: A sizable donation from the business community prompted the town council to vote to remove you. Rip Haywire: Spur, you're the only member of the town council. Spur: Details, details. Rip Haywire: You mean someone who can be financially greased. Spur: The powers-that-be prefer a more... predictable Sheriff. Rodeo Jones: Or just regular greased! I get free wild wings any day of the week now!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Don’t fight with them Rip just get out of that one horse town get back on your boat with one of your hot babes & your cool dog. You were never made to be a sheriff anyway. Spur & Rodeo are a couple of idiots and both of them are ugly & stupid with NO class. There’s no more heart-pounding action there anyway. You are a brave soldier of fortune not some cowboy cop forget those losers and move on.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Time to shake the dust from your sandals, Rip.
ericbrower almost 10 years ago
The girls’ reaction should be interesting. Cobra’s new “boyfriend” Jones is now a sheriff just as corrupt as she is. While Breezy’s boyfriend Rip just got sold out by her “beloved” uncle.
ericbrower almost 10 years ago
Wait a minute. Isn’t SPUR the primary business owner in town?
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
They say that every man has his price, but I think Rodeo’s aim is a bit low…and greasy.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Why do I have the feeling Cobra had something to do with it?
ewalnut almost 10 years ago
Come on, Rip. Great excuse to get out of that stinkin’ hole and on to some place more interesting.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 10 years ago
Seems like someone got greased by the villain in town. And I´m not refering to Cobra.
LEOCSUTTERIII almost 10 years ago
KA-THINGS ARE GETTING R-E-A-L-L-Y INTERESTING NOW!!!
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
First, Rip is forced to leave the grand opening of Cobra’s saloon after Rodeo starts a fight; then RJ nearly gets into a fight due to Rodeo’s idiot sister; Rip saves the town from Spur’s immense stupidity and now Rip’s been fired. The Haywires can’t catch a break in this town. Time to pull-up stakes. And where the heck is Dutch and C4?
keepitsimpletwo almost 10 years ago
Hmmmm, did we not hear the before Kaboom goons say ’courtesy of the highwayman" and a tiny question mark appear by Rip? Would Spur take moola from the highwayman?
Jason Scarborough almost 10 years ago
Dammit told you not to let Spur get the antidote