Coach Hacker: Do you think this yogurt is still good? Frazz: You know the poem: Coach Hacker: "If it's not green, it's pristine?" Frazz: "If in doubt, throw it out."
Oscar Madison: “I’ve got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches.”Murray the cop: “What are the green ones?”Oscar: “Either very new cheese or very old meat.”
emjaycee: Now that is way too much to get on a bumper sticker! In fact, my “Truth can’t fit on a bumper sticker” is too long, thus lending credence to the statement.
Mr Nobody almost 10 years ago
I thought it was “If it’s yellow, let it mellow.”
coffeemugman almost 10 years ago
Bachelor code:‘If it is green, clean (out), brown, turn around, and if it moves, shoot it’…
emjaycee almost 10 years ago
“Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you.” Seen on a bumper of a local rancher’s truck.
flyertom almost 10 years ago
Oscar Madison: “I’ve got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches.”Murray the cop: “What are the green ones?”Oscar: “Either very new cheese or very old meat.”
42Irish Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Considering what it is made of, is yogurt ever really “good”?
Airtime Vu almost 10 years ago
If it’s brown, flush it downIt it’s yellow, let it mellow
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
emjaycee: Now that is way too much to get on a bumper sticker! In fact, my “Truth can’t fit on a bumper sticker” is too long, thus lending credence to the statement.
neatslob Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Gallagher: when yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?
dv-chris almost 10 years ago
How about, “Once the carton swells, it probably smells?”(because I couldn’t find a word to rhyme with ‘bulges’ )
robert423elliott 11 months ago
Hey, dv-chris……How about: “If there’s a bulge, do not indulge”?