I love the Shoe strip–Don’t grasp why not more popular. It has a unique brand of satire.
Cosmo’s a typical couch potato. A remote in one hand and a beer in the other one.
Would shipping and handling be extra?
But wait! There’s more?
It slices, it dices, by it now!!!!
That’s clever, but I still wouldn’t buy.
And If you call in the next 15 min……
How about a gadget that slices and dices pitchmen. I’d buy that one.
I like the new law that says commercials have to be the same volumn as the program they are in the middle of….
hope it passes
This is the last time this astounding offer will be made!
Laying on a guilt trip, are they?
If you order now you will get not one, but two for this amazing low price (shipping and handling extra). Not sold in stores, this offer is only for insomniacs viewing now.
PearlandPeach,
I once saw a hearing aid commercial where they lowered the volume. True story.
Only $ 19.95
Or wait 2 or 3 years and pick it up at the dollar store.
You can also purchase “as seen on TV” items at Target, CVS Pharmacies and Kohls. But you don’t get the second one free for just shipping and handling.
only $19.95 plus $23.99 S&H.
what do you mean Susan? Billy Mays lives on! Those infomercials are TIMELESS! ;)
Rick McKee
IndianSprgs over 14 years ago
I love the Shoe strip–Don’t grasp why not more popular. It has a unique brand of satire.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Cosmo’s a typical couch potato. A remote in one hand and a beer in the other one.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Would shipping and handling be extra?
Pacejv over 14 years ago
But wait! There’s more?
Kiba65 over 14 years ago
It slices, it dices, by it now!!!!
drwatson over 14 years ago
That’s clever, but I still wouldn’t buy.
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
And If you call in the next 15 min……
jrbj over 14 years ago
How about a gadget that slices and dices pitchmen. I’d buy that one.
pearlandpeach over 14 years ago
I like the new law that says commercials have to be the same volumn as the program they are in the middle of….
hope it passes
wicky over 14 years ago
This is the last time this astounding offer will be made!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Laying on a guilt trip, are they?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If you order now you will get not one, but two for this amazing low price (shipping and handling extra). Not sold in stores, this offer is only for insomniacs viewing now.
Takiniteasy over 14 years ago
PearlandPeach,
I once saw a hearing aid commercial where they lowered the volume. True story.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Only $ 19.95
EarlWash over 14 years ago
Or wait 2 or 3 years and pick it up at the dollar store.
jrbj over 14 years ago
You can also purchase “as seen on TV” items at Target, CVS Pharmacies and Kohls. But you don’t get the second one free for just shipping and handling.
wicky over 14 years ago
only $19.95 plus $23.99 S&H.
johndh123 over 14 years ago
what do you mean Susan? Billy Mays lives on! Those infomercials are TIMELESS! ;)