Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 25, 2014

Yeah, good luck with that! My imaginary friend is a 7 foot tall hockey player………

I don’t have any imaginary friends….. how’s that going to work out?

the classic marvel v dc argument.

yea? well MY imaginary friend is better in BED, than you are!

The Palestinians and Israelis play that game all the time.

All my imaginary friends are hot good looking females who worship me like a god………no, I am a lover not a fighter and so are MY imaginary friends. However they can fight if needed.(Think Sucker Punch)

Can you take the beat? You’re my imaginary friend….

My lawyer can lick your lawyer.

Reminds me of the bumper sticker: “My kid beat up your Honor Student”

B-b-b-but my mama can whup yo mama! ☺

Obviously, she’s not speaking to George R.R. Martin…

My imaginary friends already eliminated her imaginary friends.

Yeah?, In your imagination!