Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2007

Transcript:

"Larry... your cousin Dena called... the lions ate her husband Nick last night... apparently, they thought he was the one who stole the zebra meat." "WOT?" "Yeah, I guess someone Xeroxed off thousands of flyers containing a bogus 'confession' from Nick and put them up all over the neighborhood." "WOT?" "Oh... and I found a $200 Kinko's receipt in your pocket." "WOT?"