Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2007

Transcript:

ZEBRA IS SUED BY THE CROCS "Counsel, I've called you in here because I've got word of some unprofessional behavior during pre-trial proceedings." "Now as I understand it, Mr. Duck, you tried to ask questions of Mr. Rat's clients and Mr. Rat did what?" "He began making 'your mama' jokes." "Unbelievable. And how did you respond?" "I pushed his paralegal out a sixth story window." "Ohhhhh lord." "I said I was sorry, your honor." "Too bad she didn't bounce off your mama."