Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2007
May 11, 2007
May 13, 2007
Transcript:
Pig's nightstand leaves home Dearest Pig, The decision to leave you and your lamp was not easy. All I can say is that I had to get out of your bedroom and finally see what the world had to offer, which is not easy when you have no hands. Which is why I'm still standing by the front door. "Stupid doorknob."
ReneeZimbodgi almost 12 years ago
If you don’t have hands, how’d you write that?
maaam about 9 years ago
Dictation
jackproarty about 6 years ago
So if the nightstand couldn’t open the door, how did Pig walk in without seeing it?
DarthRevan about 6 years ago
Hey, doorknobs have feelings too! At least in pbs.
BOSFLASH about 5 years ago
What’s the Prime Directive have to say about anthropomorphic nightstands?