Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2006
August 25, 2006
August 27, 2006
Transcript:
The crocs attend college "'...And so, in conclusion, the green light on Daisy's dock symbolized a dream unfulfilled, a tangible reminder of the implausibility of Gatsby's aspiration.'" "A superb essay, Mr. Fogliani." "And why don't we go next to the young fellow next to you...Sir, let's hear your essay on Gatsby's conclusion, as well as its significance and how it all ties in to Fitzgerald's use of color symbolism." "'Green is my favoritest color.'" "Peese drive home safely."
COMIC-ER almost 12 years ago
How did he get into college?!
KZ71 about 10 years ago
I hate professors like that… they assume they’re thinking deep and philosophically about the meaning behind the green light on Daisy’s Dock when the author’s just like… Dude, the light was green.
gocomics about 10 years ago
Some colleges have “open admission”
daedules24 over 7 years ago
Why are they reading “The Great Gatsby” in college? We read that in Highschool
PBS1! over 4 years ago
It saddens me to think that a romantic relationship is unattainable.
kf6rro over 4 years ago
I got anxiety flashbacks when I read panel number 2.