Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2006

Transcript:

"Sir... Good evening, sir." "Can this wait 'til "Desperate Housewives" is over?" "Sir, if you look out your window, you'll see that the civilian across the street has painted his house a particularly heinous shade of orange... Permission to handle the situation, sir." "Well, sure, I guess you can try to work it out, but peacefully, of course." "Permission to speak freely, sir."