Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2006

Transcript:

"Hey, dude, you look kinda down. Here, have my coffee... I'm trying to give it up." "I'm so embarrassed... I went to the gym today and the woman at the front counter said, "Have a good workout," and there, in front of everyone, I shouted, "You, too!"... But she wasn't working out... I was." "Ahh, yes... An I.Y.T." "An I.Y.T.?" "An "inapplicable 'you, too'"... A humiliating social malady common among dunderheads such as yourself." "So what do I do?" "Just try to forget about it... Anyhow, I gotta go... Enjoy your coffee...." "You, too!"