Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 15, 2005

Transcript:

"My sock puppet, Pepito, says you shoved him ignominiously into the wash with the other socks." "He was dirty." "Listen to me...VEEERY carefully. Pepito is sock royalty. He does not mingle with the plebeians. He does not bathe with the unwashed masses. Your offense is serious. Beseech Pepito for forgiveness and pray for a merciful judgment." "Forgive me, Pepito. I meant no harm." "Bad news."