Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 14, 2005

Transcript:

"Who's at the front door?" "Your crocodile neighbors...they're bobbing for apples and want to know if you'd join them." "Pig...one of those crocodiles is waiting at the bottom of that water...if I stick my head in there, he'll bite it and they'll eat me and I'll die." "Is that a no?"