Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2005
July 08, 2005
July 10, 2005
Transcript:
"Look at that moron across the street...he painted his house bright purple." "Who's he think he is?...Prince? Like I want to look at a purple house." "Then there's that fathead with the barking poodle. And the jerkface with the car alarm. And the lard king who can't be troubled to mow his lawn more than once a millennium." "Whoever said 'love thy neighbor' never could have foreseen the idiots that live on our block."
Slam Dragon about 12 years ago
Amen brother rat.
sarya156 about 12 years ago
nk
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Lard king… love it.
Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000 almost 3 years ago
pig actually didnt say a thing
Tomato Dog almost 2 years ago
I only want to see you laughing drinking purple paint
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) about 1 year ago
I mean He did, but this is a fictional universe, not sure how Jesus applies
Earls Before Swine Premium Member about 1 year ago
First repeat joke IIRC.