Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2005

Transcript:

"Rat, The Life Coach." "...And so my career seems to be going nowhere and my girlfriend and I are having some real trust issues and...oh...are you writing down what I'm saying?" "Yeah...So far I have, "blah blah blah blah...oh, sweet Jesus, make him shut his mouth." "Sorry...that last note was mine."