Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2005

Transcript:

"Excuse me, but could I interest you in having a unique grain of this world's sand named after you?" "How do you keep track of which grain is named after which person?" "I keep a little list in this spiral notebook... See?" "That says. "Morons I've Fleeced."" "Ignore the title."