Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2005

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At the Homeowners Association Meeting "If I understand your grievance, sir, you're saying that the owners of unit 13 are trying to eat you?" "That's correct. They're born preditors... If given the chance, they will kill me.' "Well, I empathize with you, sir... But there is nothing in the by-laws prohibiting natural selection."<Br>"You've got to be kidding me... So you'll do nothing?" "Well, if they're excessively noisy chompers, we'll fine them.{" "We pay now... Keep change."