Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 02, 2004

Transcript:

"Rat Trapped Inside the Gates of Scott Adams' Gracebert Mansion" "And I really really liked the time Wally gave the boss an etch-a-sketch and" "Shut Up!" "Your brownnosing has angered Mr. Adams. Now you've made him shoot a television." "Listen, Man, I know you think it was me in that bulldozer, but it wasn't...If you untie me, I'll tell you who it was and bring him to you, I swear..." "MMGRM MMMM GBMMM MRMMMM GRMMMM" "Mr. Adams says you have ten minutes to get that person here..." "Scott Adams? The Scott Adams? The one who draws "Dilbert?" You bet I'd love to come to his house!"