Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2004

Transcript:

"The Presidential Debates" "Listen, Rat, this is a list of famous lines from past presidential debates...if you get in trouble, or say something dumb, you might want to use one." "Gotcha." "...Mr.Rat...why should someone vote for you over Senator Kerry?" "Well...Mr. Kerry's first name is John, and a "John" is what we call a man who's been picked up in a prostitute sting..." "Where's the beef??"