Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2004
July 30, 2004
August 01, 2004
Transcript:
"Hey...where are my Bait Club buddies??" "I went fishing. They're all dea-" AUTHOR'S NOTE: It has come to my attention that virtually all "Pearls" series that are centered upon new, peripheral characters end in death. Whether it be the Fruit Buddies, Angry Bob or Tooty the Gingerbread Man, the newbies always die. As comedy is founded upon the unexpected, and death in these panels is all too expected, we now introduce a totally unexplored concept in "Pearls"...the happy, sappy ending. True "Pearls" diehards may wish to look away. "I could never harm your buddies. I love them all." "I love you too, Rat." "I love the world." "I love all mankind."
ArtCreator about 12 years ago
It didn’t work for this concept.
markmoss1 about 11 years ago
Where’s my flyswatter.
deathrider75 over 6 years ago
Why can’t we have death? I would have loved to read a panel where that worm was screaming as Rat puts a hook through the worm.
PBS1! about 4 years ago
I thought Tooty lived
Pig111 almost 4 years ago
Don’t forget the Potato buddies and Hobart the miniature train driver
JADENGOODING over 3 years ago
I was clicking random and just came across this 1, i was all like: WTH
Prezelxbff about 3 years ago
Ahh my eyes
Prezelxbff about 3 years ago
So sweet……
EileenPatriciaBruce almost 3 years ago
a name 7 months ago
NOOOO PASTIS THEIR DEATH WAS WANTED GIVE ME BACK MY LACK OF INNOCENCE.