Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2004

Transcript:

"Wow, Ms. Bootyworth, I sure am happy to be at the movies and not at that restaurant... I can't believe all those condiments claimed to have dated you." "Yeah, it's sad that they'd lie like that." "I know... But still, it was awkward." "Well, it's over now... So hold me, my love and I'll never let anyone make you feel awkward again." "Feel awkward... Feel very awkward." "I can explain!" "Hey, down in front!"