Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2003

Transcript:

"I added a new fish to the tank. His name is 'A Little Integrity.'" "I added one, also. His name is 'Commercial Success.'" "But what if they can't live together?" "Well, given the high price I paid for my fish, I think it's pretty obvious." "...So you sacrificed 'A Little Integrity' for the sake of 'Commercial Success'?" "I'm such a sell-out."