Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2003

Transcript:

"My zebra herd has concluded that everyone hates mimes and wants to get rid of them. So we're gonna take those unwanted mimes and stick them on the plains." "Why?" "Because we think that once the lions see those striped shirts, they'll chase them instead of us...And the rest of society will appreciate our putting those mimes to good use." "...After all, a mime is a terrible thing to waste."