Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2003

Transcript:

"Rat, 'The New York Times' Reporter." "Baghdad--Today in Baghdad, I found all of the weapons of mass destruction. They were hidden in a downtown convenience store." "The weapons were right behind the counter, just to the left of the adult magazines. I asked the store's clerks, Punjab and Abu, how it was that Hans Blix could have missed these." "'Well,' said Punjab, "It looked like Blix was headed straight for them, when suddenly, he made a beeline for the girlie magazines." "'Yeah,' added Abu, 'That Blix is one lonely guy.'"