FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 09, 2014

Wait, isn’t that the same rusty mower Peter tried to use a few strips back? How did Jason manage to push it?

[And overlooking the timeline difference – The Stegosaurus has been reported to have appeared 156 million years ago, while the T-Rex appeared 67 million years ago! Just so you get an idea; the difference in time between when Tyrannosaurus Rex and Stegosaurus lived is greater than the difference in time between Tyrannosaurus Rex and now!]

@dukedougYeah, and as a Doonesbury strip once pointed out, Noah didn’t take the dinosaurs on the ark.

Mowing in the 21st century with a 19th century mower.emjaycee, it’s easy to forget that all the species dinosaurs didn’t coexist at the same time, and how long of time reptiles and amphibians ‘ruled’ the earth compared to mammals and especially humans.

If he did that to my daughter’s toy dino collection, she’d KILL him!

too bad, so many people think dinosaurs are fake. and, that the flintstones is a documentary.

Not all of us are so deluded.

please don’t lump all Americans in with the sheeple.

“…and all this land shall be ours, and we will call it… our land!” —

“We will rule over all this land, andwe will call it… “This Land.”

“I curse you sudden but inevitable betrayal…”

You call that lawn mower 21st century?

Genesis Chapter 1 is "day 1 this happened, day 2 this happened. That part of Genesis 2 is a paraphrase. You’ve probably heard the theory that Genesis was written by multiple people. Well, one of them though we needed a play-by-play, and the other one just paraphrased it. And then the other “hundreds” aren’t really contradictions either, if you care to look for what they’re really saying instead of looking for ways to make fun of it.

Jason’s actually having fun outside, as opposed to the last week where he hated being outside. Yay continuity!