Dad, close you mouth, quick! Don’t ask why! —And today might have been a good day for tighty whities instead of your usual boxers….This report had better earn Lio an A!
Found a nice tarantula in my garden one day and put it on my dozing husband’s chest…..he was NOT happy! And no, the tarantula was not injured. I don’t understand why so many are afraid of spiders and snakes, they are really interesting!
I had a six foot Green Boa for a while. My girl friend complained, “It stares at me!” I replied, “Honey, so do I.” It didn’t matter; I sold Kaa to a pet shop.
Kali39 about 10 years ago
I don’t know, Lio. You’re not thinking of fakirs and snake charmers…
TheDOCTOR about 10 years ago
I think the answer will be….“NO!”Actually it will probably be: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!”
ShortStraw about 10 years ago
His 2nd report will have the words “Non-Venomous” inserted in the title.
Bilan about 10 years ago
The answer depends on whether the snake goes inside the shorts.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Dad, close you mouth, quick! Don’t ask why! —And today might have been a good day for tighty whities instead of your usual boxers….This report had better earn Lio an A!
rshive about 10 years ago
Gathering empirical evidence.
MrsSnape about 10 years ago
We’ll jussssssssst have to wait and sssssssssssssssee……
jessegooddoggy about 10 years ago
Found a nice tarantula in my garden one day and put it on my dozing husband’s chest…..he was NOT happy! And no, the tarantula was not injured. I don’t understand why so many are afraid of spiders and snakes, they are really interesting!
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
An alternate report on the treatment for a heart attack could be in the offing.
skipper1992 about 10 years ago
Dad appears to have a hole in his right sock. Hopefully the snake won’t decide to explore it.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
No they can’t.
dzw3030 about 10 years ago
I had a six foot Green Boa for a while. My girl friend complained, “It stares at me!” I replied, “Honey, so do I.” It didn’t matter; I sold Kaa to a pet shop.
TraceyMagrann about 10 years ago
At first, I thought it said Con Man. It made me wonder about what Dad does for a living!
bopard about 10 years ago
I immediately thought of the B.C. snake being whammed into putty by Fat Broad..The answer may lie in Dad’s can.