Shotgun: I do. Revolver 1: Why are they getting married so quickly? Revolver 2: Because of THAT lil son of a gun. Every Shotgun Wedding
Dad shot too quickly.
should have used a “silencer” to avoid the shotgun.
At formal weddings they use white shotguns.
Cute little pistol.
Shoot….this is funny.
He forgot about the safety catch and now there’s a little blunderbuss.
The pews were loaded.
He should be saying “I did.”
I wonder what triggered this relationship, anyway.
They went off half cocked, and had a shotgun wedding.
Her father was ready to choke him.
It’s the Smith and Wesson wedding.
Her gown was featured in a magazine
They went on to form the Cartridge Family.
I hear the reception was a blast.
Shoot! Somebody shot a wad…
Bang! …dang… No pulling out of this one.
When the subject turns to gunsThe puns will range far and wide.
finale about 10 years ago
Dad shot too quickly.
favm about 10 years ago
should have used a “silencer” to avoid the shotgun.
Bargrove about 10 years ago
At formal weddings they use white shotguns.
Bargrove about 10 years ago
Cute little pistol.
Aussie Down Under about 10 years ago
Shoot….this is funny.
pcolli about 10 years ago
He forgot about the safety catch and now there’s a little blunderbuss.
J Short about 10 years ago
The pews were loaded.
osceola about 10 years ago
He should be saying “I did.”
joe piglet Premium Member about 10 years ago
I wonder what triggered this relationship, anyway.
feralglance about 10 years ago
They went off half cocked, and had a shotgun wedding.
Digital Frog about 10 years ago
Her father was ready to choke him.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member about 10 years ago
It’s the Smith and Wesson wedding.
Digital Frog about 10 years ago
Her gown was featured in a magazine
pcolli about 10 years ago
They went on to form the Cartridge Family.
cdward about 10 years ago
I hear the reception was a blast.
dwl1 about 10 years ago
Shoot! Somebody shot a wad…
dwl1 about 10 years ago
Bang! …dang… No pulling out of this one.
The Rolling Cat about 10 years ago
When the subject turns to gunsThe puns will range far and wide.