The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 08, 2014

pretty threadbare reasoning as near as I can tell. He really just wants to go tie one on without her

He just left her stranded.

They’ll never get hitched. They’re afraid of entanglements.

And just when she thought she had a chance to tie the knot.

I’ll bet she’s fit to be tied.

“You said you loved me… you loved me, Knot.”

He had to break up with her. He’d already tied the knot with someone else.

She isn’t naughty enough for him…

Can we stay together? No, I’m a frayed knot.

He was to square for her any way. And he was looking for something more kinky!

Is this knot funny?

I herd Stacy fell for Soap on a Rope on the rebound . . . ☻

Try not to unravel when I’m gone.

Do we know all the same jokes? That’s the second punchline that you beat me to this morning . . .

This is really twisted

The strip and the puns from all the comments had me in stitches.No, I’m not puling your rope. I’m serious.

She looks like she’s becoming unraveled over this…

Thanks D.S. I’ve been in Arizona.

I erased my goofy redundant comment.

I used to live close to an ancient ropewalk and I remember seeing her, night after night plying her trade.

“frayed knot!”

Granny knot was for it.

I wasn’t big on Carlin, but you nailed the rest – and I hope you recognized my avatar.