Kind of reminds me when I got my tonsils out at age 20. One of my Grade 12 classmates came up to me and said this was her first operation. She was a student nurse. I said mine too.
The day after his surgery, a man complained about a headache. As his surgery was on his abdomen, the nurse asked the doctor if the man was imagining the headache. The doctor replied, “Nah, we ran out of anesthetic halfway through the operation.”
Superfrog about 10 years ago
He can put up the oxygen tent.
hometownk Premium Member about 10 years ago
Kind of reminds me when I got my tonsils out at age 20. One of my Grade 12 classmates came up to me and said this was her first operation. She was a student nurse. I said mine too.
tahoeh2o about 10 years ago
“And don’t give me any of those local anesthetics. I want the imported stuff.”
J Short about 10 years ago
We picked him up cheap at the local carny.
Simon_Jester about 10 years ago
He also comes in handy when an ambulance chaser shows up in the E.R.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 10 years ago
Guaranteed results or your brains back
Bmellette about 10 years ago
Nice work Stomps and Al S. Worthy of the late great Jim Unger.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 10 years ago
That’s why it’s call a back up plan, it’s usually not better than the first plan.
heatherjasper about 10 years ago
The day after his surgery, a man complained about a headache. As his surgery was on his abdomen, the nurse asked the doctor if the man was imagining the headache. The doctor replied, “Nah, we ran out of anesthetic halfway through the operation.”
boldyuma about 10 years ago
“Mister Mole….Meet your anesthesiologist Mister Whack-a.”