Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 02, 2014

Sparky can’t contain his excitement! Morning bev and all.

By the time Sparky is done, the third hole will be the seventh hole.

The real reason John has never broken 100.

They’re both heading for the trees.

I gave up on golf. I’d be able to drive really far. but they won’t allow my car.

John calls the Tiki the 20th hole.(Sparky has to stop at the 19th on the way.)

And Essex… if the shoe fits….

The windmill on #9 is a doozy!

Good morning, too all of you BS’rs. :)

Maybe Sparky should be called “Mulligan”…

Is that a blueberry muffin on his head?I guess it matches the muffin top at his belt line…

this morning, at the Ballard Country Club and Flea Market…

Just has them in his pocket for show….all the top golfers do this…..(advertising a sponsor)It is terrible however…..he drives the ball three hundred yards and Sparky brings the ball back and drops it at the ladies tee off box.Really hurts his handicap.

DAZZ check out the PA Game Commission website and watch the PITTSBURGH HAYS BALD EAGLE NEST! Pretty awesome! Hope you see this.

I told you he was good golfer……the reason for the gloves in his pocket.Its one of those new power irons made by Big Bertha company…….lead added to the end for greater power with less effort.I did not say it would meet PGA regs.AND he is using a white painted Super Ball.(Remember those….we used them one time to play racketball…..it was hit then duck and cover…..duck and cover….waiting for the dang thing to quit ricocheting around the room. Made for an interesting game to be sure.)

Thank you for the song…loved it!

(By the way…poor Sparky! Must be all those Sand Trap fleas…they’re really getting to him. Maybe we should petition the Flea Market to move to a different venue, and take their fleas with them!)

Lake Havasu City uses golf cars to patrol the area under The London Bridge during spring break, and weak ends in the summer.

Night all…

John will assure anyone who will listen that Sparky’s role is not only to find John’s ball, but to ensure that nothing and no one disturbs said ball until John himself arrives. And even then, rumor has it, Sparky has called John for a foul for “improving his lie.”

Here’s a different ball game…

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!