The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 01, 2014

C3PO’s metal polish.

Princess Leia’s sterling silver bikini.

Obi-Wan’s heavy sabre.

Expect a new version of the i-Droid, any day now.

Death Star wax and polish.

Darth Vader’s armour polish

Yoda’s textbook on grammar – expensive it is.

Anakin’s burn cream.

Sarlacc garbage disposal unit

Great Pit of Carkoon toilet bowls.

Missed one Princess Leia’s bikini warmer before Return of the Jedi.:) Being a guy I can’t have problem, but I wouldn’t want to put on a cold metal bra. Brrrr

I think cartoonists do this to see what kind of comments we can spawn.

Darth Maul’s pencil horn sharpener, for keeping those face horns shiny and sharp for all occasions.

Chewbaca’s “Wooky for Dummies” book.

Yoda’s ear buds.

And @pcolliThat’s terrific!

Probably plays “Wookies Ripped My Flesh”.

Chilton’s Guide to Landspeeders

Good one!

Shades of Kliban…