Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 31, 2014

And a liking for any spirits.

The idiot who developed the metal shank in shoes. In a boot or shoe, the shank is a part of the supportive structure between the insole and outsole.This creates extreme pain in many people up their legs and lower backs.

That would be me.

Go figure. I hate Mickey d’s and I have flat feet.

Or McDonald haters!

Sometimes it is better not to volunteer the answer.