Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 24, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "IT'S AWFULLY QUIET IN HEAH TODAY..." "EDDIE LOST HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT" "WAIT, FAH HOW LONG?" "BOUT 5 MINUTES, WHY?" PANEL 2 "EEK! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT?" "UMM, A PARKING LOT SNOW MOUNTAIN" "EDDIE! TELL US ABOUT WAL-MAHT BAY-AHS!!" PANEL 3 "GASP! WHEEZE" PANEL 4 "KOF KOF ANYWAY THE MOUNTAIN STAHTED TO MELT, EXPOSIN' THE CAVE OF DOOM..." "HIS MOUTH IS LIKE A SHAWK, DEAH...IF IT STOPS MOVIN' IT COULD BE FATAL" "GOOD TO KNOW"
wrwallaceii about 10 years ago
Senior moment much…? Uh… … what was I saying…?
JusSayin about 10 years ago
I’m not from Maine, so I don’t read Mainiac all that well. Is she asking the Captain about the Wal-mart bears?
strictures about 10 years ago
All that the melting snow in Chicago is exposing is garbage & dog crap.So far, no dead bodies, but I when the weather gets much warmer, there should be at least one abandoned car that the neighbors will complain to the city about the awful smell coming from the trunk. There’s usually one of those every winter, as it’s a way to dispose of a body that won’t be discovered for months, usually in a stolen car. Of course, who knows what will float to the surface of the Great Lakes when they finally thaw?
Baba27 about 10 years ago
@JusSayin I’m not sure but I think it’s “buyers”.
roctor about 10 years ago
The wooden spoon kick starter.. Everyone back!
pcolli about 10 years ago
@Three Steps Over Japan (yesterday).At the age of 60 and having left school aged 15, I have the patience to see what happens to any long running story. If you’re going to tell a tale, make it a good one, like yesterday’s.
22123magic about 10 years ago
How does that cat manage to stay on his shoulder?
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
big claws
Enoki about 10 years ago
Like it isn’t when it is moving…?
dabugger about 10 years ago
Eddie speechless?
Dr.silly about 10 years ago
Geez, folks…it’s phonetics. Sound it out.
kakaako.fixtures about 10 years ago
Are you sure Eddy isn’t a politician?
She Mc about 10 years ago
Good one Doug, it will be on it’s way to all my older friends!!!
Varnes about 10 years ago
TexTech, There is so much melt water he just sailed right in….
Miss Chris about 10 years ago
A while ago when she wanted to go ‘topless’ she wanted the regulars to take their hats off, on the top of Eddie’s head was a mouse.
Caddy57 about 10 years ago
“Bears” or “Bear” is simply the password that unlocks his brain when his internal processor freezes up.
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
Speaking of accents, I made up a sentence or two to demonstrate the Sheboygan-County, WI, accent. It can be used as a Wal-Mart announcement: Awww! [with lips pursed – kind of between “awe” and “oh” – expresses surprise] There’s a BAW-ut [boat] in aisle EH-ut! (8) They also say “How are YOU-uh?” [especially the women] When I say “Thank you,” they reply “Yp.” [“Yep,” said as minimally as possible, especially by the men] “Ace hoce” is “ice house.” There’s that combined “oh” and “aw” sound again] They are intrigued by my Southernish accent, and I love theirs – miss it. Going back up sometime next month
einarbt about 10 years ago
lol
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
Press “reset” and…CLEAR!
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
…Couldn’t Pauly do the cat thing? You know – release his grip on Eddie’s shoulder. Stretch the paws. And reposition – latching on to a slightly new spot? – The new pain should be enough to get Eddie started again.
Caddy57 about 10 years ago
Or so I’ve heard …..ONLY in the way people dress.