Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 27, 2014

That hat must be putting quite a strain on her noodle…

Creativity? It looks like a sloppy mess to me!

:-P

Mom is wearing the sacred colander[symbol]of the FSM [Flying Spaghetti Monster] alternative religion. All praise his noodle’y appendage’s.

If only Jackson Pollock’s actual work were as appealing as the example in this comic …

of course art is subjective but many more sophisticated art minds than yours have judged his work to be exceptional. so while i acknowledge your right to an opinion, you are likely not authority enough to have an opinion that matters beyond the length of your driveway. but don’t stop talking i’m sure something worthwhile will spill out eventually. it would have to right?

Mom should probably be wearing the classic viking horn helmet, I read that she was a “fierce woman with artistic ambition.”

Art is often only in the eye of the beholder. I may not be able to describe Art but I know it when I see it. With apologies to United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart.

oh, Pollock was on meds alright, the liquid kind.

I’m more concerned about the mom with the strainer on her head.