There was a story that the pastor of a small church in a rural area told his congregation that, in solidarity with suffering people the world over, the parish would worship in an unheated church for Lent. Greeting the parishioners on their way out of the service, he stopped the little old church lady (every church has at least one) and asked her what she was giving up for Lent. Shaking a withered finger in the minister’s face, she barked hoarsely, “Church!!”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
He gave that up for this century.
Llewellenbruce about 10 years ago
He gives that up every day.
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’d say he gave that up a long time ago.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
and the Doctor asked, how are your movements? and Eno replied… never…learned
jtviper7 about 10 years ago
I’m glad to see it wasn’t beer.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 10 years ago
I don’t think he ever started.
Chris Sherlock about 10 years ago
For Lent, I have given up giving up things for Lent.
Cuddleman about 10 years ago
It appears Eno is related to Andy Capp in many respects.
K M about 10 years ago
There was a story that the pastor of a small church in a rural area told his congregation that, in solidarity with suffering people the world over, the parish would worship in an unheated church for Lent. Greeting the parishioners on their way out of the service, he stopped the little old church lady (every church has at least one) and asked her what she was giving up for Lent. Shaking a withered finger in the minister’s face, she barked hoarsely, “Church!!”