Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 25, 2014

This actually happened to me, and I really should have known better, but whatcha gonna do? I walked into a music store one time and the guy behind the counter said “Hi. What can I do for you?” I said, “I need a guitar cord”….Without a pause he said, "We have a sale on B 7ths this week……Doh!

Forgot the “No Stairway!” sign.

Gosh…. I’m late, and no one has said it….but somebody has to:

You can pick your guitar and you can pick your nose…. and you can pick the staff’s picks.

But you can’t pick the staff’s noses with your guitar.

I’d use that Smothers Brothers line if I could remember the whole thing.

It sorta represents the lack of rock bands on radio today.

Abbot and Costello (yes, paraphrased!): “Your pick is your shovel and my pick is my pick.”

Hey…. you guys are welcome!Just doing my part.Waykirk…. yupsometimes the old lines just need to be said…(Yes they DO, Bev….. LOLthey wouldn’t be classics if they didn’t work.Of course, I changed mine a little, to go with the toon…I try to remember to acknowledge it, when I didn’t write something….though sometimes I think I did… till somebody points out that it’s ancient…. and of course my “remembery” is ancient too.