Herman by Jim Unger for March 28, 2014

Must be a cheepy from Waltmart?

And wait until he pours it… it’ll taste like Sprite… or Slice….

As long as it’s alcoholic, it’ll serve his purpose….

No matter how cheap the bottle, when the cork does that, it’s expensive.

In my previous apartment, in the kitchen, in a small depression in the ceiling you can read about half the word “FREIXENET”.

But a fancy wrench

I took my daughter to emergency one New Year’s eve when the cork on a bottle of champagne we were struggling to open ricocheted off the wall and nailed her in the eye. Fortunately, ER staff believed us, because they were going to call cops at first and charge her boyfriend with hitting her

Perils of dating blondes that can read

The bodybuilder who lives upstairs would like to have a word with you

someone once gave me a bottle 15 year old Dom Perignon worth $300 at the time. it went pop

This is a guy wearing a blond wig with a barette and his mother who is wearing a bathrobe? What te heck are they celebrating?

The Weasel brand always goes pop!

I agree.