New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 13, 2014

Norwegians are a very fashion conscience people.

Ah, my ancestors would have just been PROUD of this one!

I did an image search. Add a blue blazer to those pants, and it’s the 1970s all over again!

Bring on Oscar to drive him away.

I may have to buy a pair.

Here they are if you haven’t already seen them:http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/11/smallbusiness/olympic-curling-pants/

And the Russian kit is any better?

My theory about the Norwegian curling uniforms is based on one about zebras’ stripes – it’s so your opponent can’t tell where one of you ends and the next begins.

What is Putin doing here anyway? Isn’t he supposed to be posing for hotel photographs? Or is he letting the body take care of that while he floats to Balmoral?

Nothing was as ugly as the American team sweaters.